Why hello there.
Why are there no forums, you ask?
They have succumbed to the teeming hordes of spambots and spiders (gross, I know). And I would have them obliterated into a pure, white, cleansing light than have them so perverted.
I'll strike you a deal: if you know a good way to keep forums spam free, drop me a line at j o s h < at > h e a v e n w a r d c o m i c < point > c o m. Likewise, if you would like an ineffective way to enhance your masculinity, refinance your morgage, or get in touch with the insatiable jailbate you met at the club last night -- you know, the night you were at home watching the Gilbert Gottfried standup on Comedy Central -- let me know; I've got plenty of that shit.
-Josh